Never in a million years did I expect John Ashcroft to sound like voices of reason right now, but their responses to [U.S.
Rep.
John Cooksey](http://www.theadvocate.com/news/cooksey.asp) (R-Monroe), are.
Of course, I didn’t expect an elected congressman to refer to say this: “If I see someone (who) comes in that’s got a diaper on his head and a fan belt wrapped around the diaper on his head, that guy needs to be pulled over.”