From SatireWire (by way of the idyll that is the Soapbox Girls): [ANTI-TERROR BILL REQUIRES AMERICANS TO INSTALL WINDOWS XP](ANTI-TERROR BILL REQUIRES AMERICANS)
Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) — President Bush signed sweeping anti-terrorism legislation Friday that gives police unprecedented ability to search and eavesdrop by requiring all Americans to install Windows XP.