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Bad Massage Luck

So, wow! this place has been long-dormant.

Mostly because life & work have been nothing less than insane, but also because I have a slowly percolating idea to re-tool this site.

Only I haven’t figured out exactly how, or what I want.

Which leads to much nothing going on.

But why not return to the issue at hand: massage therapy

Working as I do, at a computer all day (and all to frequently, all night too), I tend to get really stiff arms/shoulders.

When I work crazy, crazy hours, this leads to some carpel-tunnel-like symptoms as well.

Massage Therapy does absolute wonders for this. I really enjoy massage therapy.

The steady pummeling of my body, while not exactly enjoyable during the process, rejuvenates me significantly, and I generally feel better for days, if not weeks afterwards.

But I can’t seem to hold on to a massage therapist.

Going back nearly 6 years now, I’ve never seen a single MT for more than 6 sessions.

And remember, I try and do this every 6-8 weeks.

Why? I don’t know.

There have been several who’ve moved out of Vancouver, another who went to medical school, one just magically disappeared, with their phone number suddenly being someone else’s. I believe the most recent departure may have been fired - polite inquiries as to what happened to him, so I could continue to see him elsewhere were politely redirected.

And the new guy at my chiropractor is fine, but I wasn’t that impressed.

Tellingly, I didn’t immediately want to book another appointment.

And, then, if I try someone else at the same place, there’s the awkward ‘So, I didn’t like you, I want to try someone else’ potential conversation should I run in to him while at another appointment.

I do have a preference for male MTs. Mostly because of hand-size - I’m quite ticklish and in my experience, female MTs have smaller hands and are more likely to tickle me.

Also, I do really want to be pummelled - while not enjoyable, the deep-tissue massage does wonders to stop my wrists from being sore, my neck from hurting, etc.

And the point of all this? If you have a Vancouver-based MT who you love and are willing to share, could you please let me know?